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Milka Oreo Torte

My brother REALLY loves Oreos, so when I came across this German Milka Oreo Torte, I decided I HAD to make it for his birthday!

If you want to try it, you can buy a Milka Oreo Torte here.

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Thanksgiving Poutine

Sweet potato fries, homemade squeaky cheese curds, caramelized onions, dried cranberries, maple-glazed turkey, and turkey gravy – we’re making Thanksgiving Poutine!

When both MaryJoStaebler AND Morhokai redeemed their fishcoins to choose Canada, I knew I definitely wanted to make poutine! And since we had two redemptions, don’t you worry – another Canadian recipe will be coming up!

I’d made poutine before, back on my Twitch stream. But at the time, I used store-bought cheese curds (which weren’t all that great) and overall it was good… but not great.

And you know me, I can’t help but put a twist on things.

Since today is Canadian Thanksgiving, I figured – let’s do thanksgiving poutine!

Last week was dedicated to all the components of this recipe – so all we gotta do now is make our poutine!

Normally, poutine uses normal french fries, but you can’t have Thanksgiving without some sort of sweet potato dish! I’m not a huge fan of super sweet sweet potatoes, so these savory fries were perfect. We’ll start with a base of those oven-baked sweet potato fries Shrimpy made for us.

Then, the one traditional thing we made – my homemade squeaky cheese curds that I showed you in our very first Sushi Labs! I was seriously nervous about our very first Sushi Labs video, so I’m really so happy that you all enjoyed that!

Every poutine’s gotta have gravy! Obviously for a Thanksgiving poutine, it’s gotta be a turkey gravy, so we’re using that sweet maple turkey gravy that Shrimpy made for us.

Caramelized onions are a Thanksgiving thing, right? Something something green beans… okay fine, I just like caramelized onions because they’re delicious and sounded like they’d be tasty here. Shrimpy’s caramelized onions come next!

I didn’t want to do cranberry sauce because to be honest, I don’t love cranberry sauce enough to go out of my way to make some. But I definitely wanted that tartness to cut all the heaviness and sweetness from the other ingredients, so we’re using dried cranberries here.

And then of course – the most Thanksgiving thing, we’ve got to have some turkey! We shredded up the maple glazed turkey I made (once again, ignore that it’s actually a chicken), and scattered that over the poutine – don’t forget some of that bacon!

And voila – you’ve got thanksgiving poutine!

Thanksgiving Poutine

Ingredients
Cooking Directions
  1. Layer all ingredients, and dig in!

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Weekly Wanderings 2020/12

Hope everyone’s having a lovely October!

We’ve been doing better at getting out for a walk every day, even if it’s just a short walk before sunset.

Found the end.

a sign with reflective things so people dont run into the end

And some pretty little flowers.

pink flowers

The fanciest fire hydrant.

a fire hydrant surrounded with pink and white flowers

Samples for tasting time! Note how I made sure each piece got a good bit of bacon.

pieces of chicken breast topped with bacon

When Shrimpy noted that we accidentally burnt some fries

he wasn’t kidding.

burnt sweet potato fries

My brother REALLY likes Oreos, so when I saw this… I just had to get it for his birthday.

Haven’t made it yet, but I’m going to do the silliest Sushi Labs ever for it…

a swedish oreo torte box mix

I’ve been reflecting upon how I always say I want to dance… but never do.

So I’m making myself come up with prompts and post daily dance improv.

It scares the heck out of me, but I always say you have to make shitty art before you can make good art, so I’m following my own advice.

Saw this fellow hanging out in a tree.

a sloth toy in a blanket

Day 2. It’ll be a while before I actually like the stuff I’m posting… but I’m sharing it anyways.

[SPOILER ALERT]

It’s the best feeling when a random idea turns out REALLY REALLY GOOD.

You’re gonna want to see tomorrow’s post!

thanksgiving poutine!

Getting baked.

filming bread baking

Fresh-baked bread exists to be a tasty delivery mechanism for good butter.

a piece of bread with butter

BREAD!!!

loaves of bread

Day 3: OH MY GOD I’M SO SORE

I just wanted to lay on the ground and call it art.

Instead… I laid on a chair and called it art.

Plenty of good food (and questionable dancing) coming up! Hope you all have a lovely week! I need a nap…

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Sweet Potato Fries

We’re making sweet potato fries!

For… reasons. Which you will see tomorrow.

sweet potato fries

These fries turned out tasty, but contrary to the original recipe mine were not crispy AT ALL. Possibly because I used cornstarch instead of arrowroot powder? Not sure… but it’s okay, because the fries don’t need to be crispy for the final recipe.

sweet potato fries

Tune in tomorrow to see what we’re cooking up!

sweet potato fries

Baked Sweet Potato Fries

adapted from The First Mess

Ingredients
  • 2 medium sweet potatoes, peeled (about 750g total)
  • 2 tbsp arrowroot powder or cornstarch
  • high heat-tolerant oil spray
  • fine sea salt
Cooking Directions
  1. Preheat the oven to 425F. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.
  2. Cut the sweet potatoes into 3-inch long and 1/2-inch thick fries. Place the cut sweet potatoes into a large bowl and cover them with cold water. Let them sit for at least an hour or up to overnight in the refrigerator.
  3. Drain the sweet potatoes and lay them on a clean kitchen towel. Place another clean kitchen towel on top and loosely roll them all up. Massage the sweet potatoes in the towels for a bit so that the fries are as dry as possible.
  4. In another large bowl, toss the cut sweet potatoes with the arrowroot. The cut sweet potatoes should have a light, powdery, all-over coating of arrowroot.
  5. Spray the parchment on your baking sheet evenly with the oil spray. Arrange the sweet potatoes in rows on the baking sheet. Spray the tops of the sweet potatoes with the oil spray before sliding them into the oven.
  6. Bake the sweet potato fries for 25 minutes or until very lightly browned in spots and the arrowroot is forming a light “webbing” on the undersides of the fries. Remove the fries from the oven and carefully flip them all over. Slide the sweet potato fries back into the oven and bake for another 25 minutes.
  7. At the end of the 25 minutes, the sweet potato fries should have some strong brown spots and crisp exteriors. If they still look like they need crisping, carefully flip them one more time and bake until they’ve reached your desired doneness.
  8. Quickly transfer the fries to a large bowl and toss them with a fat pinch of sea salt.

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Maple Turkey Gravy

Now that we’ve made a maple-glazed turkey, we’re making gravy!

Definitely save the pan drippings from the turkey/chicken, those are gonna come in handy here.

Shrimpy Tips: lemon juice may seem unusual, but it helps balance the sweetness of the maple syrup in the turkey drippings!

Maple Turkey Gravy

adapted from Five Heart Home

Ingredients
  • drippings from the maple-glazed turkey OR 1/4 cup fat such as butter or bacon fat
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 2 cups chicken stock OR turkey stock
  • salt & freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 lemon
Cooking Directions
  1. Pour the drippings from the maple-glazed turkey into a pan, or add whatever fat you’re using. Set pan over medium heat and whisk flour into the drippings until smooth.
  2. Gradually add stock while continuously stirring. Raise heat to high and bring to a simmer while stirring regularly, until gravy is thickened to your preferred consistency.
  3. Season with salt and pepper, to taste, and fresh lemon juice, to taste.

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Maple-Glazed Turkey

A juicy turkey seasoned with sage butter and maple syrup, and topped with bacon – we’re making a whole maple-glazed turkey today!

You may be thinking, Allison, it’s the beginning of October, it’s a little early for turkey don’t you think?

But if you’re wondering that, then you may not realize that Canadian Thanksgiving is the second Monday in October!

And can I just note how amazing it is to be in such an interconnected world? The internet may be trash sometimes, but without the web we’d all be so much less likely to be exposed to cultures and countries outside our own.

But thanks to the internet, I’ve been introduced to new foods and holidays and cultural norms… such as my Canadian friends celebrating their Thanksgiving a month before ours!

And… since it’s Canadian… what’s more appropriate than a maple-glazed turkey?

If you’ve been keeping up with our videos then you may have an inkling of what’s coming up soon… but if not, I’ll keep it a surprise!

Let’s make our turkey!

Step 1: pretend this chicken is a turkey, because it’s October! And I’m in California! And I can’t find a reasonably priced turkey that will fit in my teeny tiny oven anywhere! Have you seen the size of my oven? There is NO way I could fit a 14lb turkey in there.

We want the skin to dry out a little so it has a better chance of crispiness. So put your whole turkey/chicken on a rack in a roasting pan, breast-side up, and let it sit out at room temperature for an hour.

Also, make sure you remove any giblets or neck that came with the turkey – there’s usually a bag inside the body cavity. Although… are you even a real cook if you haven’t accidentally cooked the giblets bag at least once? I definitely have. Unfortunately this chicken didn’t come with ANY giblets. I feel cheated!

While your bird is coming to room temperature, mince some fresh sage leaves. This is what will give it that really “Thanksgiving” smell – it’s floral and earthy and almost pine-scented. Stir that into some room temperature butter that we’ll be using to slather our turkey, and then season that with kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper.

Before preheating (although let’s be honest, I regularly forget to do this ahead of time and always end up hanging a hot rack on our pot rack – say that five times fast) put the oven rack in the bottom third of your oven so your turkey will fit, and remove the top rack. Now, preheat your oven to 350F.

Before we butter ’em up, liberally sprinkle the turkey with salt and pepper, and use your hands to rub it both inside and out so as much as the turkey as possible is seasoned. Really get in that body cavity.

Once your turkey is seasoned, spread the sage butter over the entire turkey. Since it’s butter, it got pretty slippery, so I just tried to dab it on as much of the surface area as possible. Ease your hand under the skin, and slowly pull the skin away from the meat, getting as far under the skin as you can get without tearing the skin itself. Then stuff some of the butter under the skin as well, trying to get an even layer.

Truss the legs with kitchen string. This helps prevent the skin from burning, but also works to keep the meat moist by minimizing the surface area of the bird.

And – since this is a maple-glazed turkey after all – we’re going to baste our turkey with maple syrup that’s been diluted with a bit of hot water. Since the butter is rather precariously attached to the skin, I kind of dribbled the syrup over the turkey, since painting it with the pastry brush would just brush the butter right off. Don’t worry about using all the syrup, as you’ll be basting several times as it cooks.

And now it’s time to cook! Since I’m using a small chicken instead of a big turkey, my timing is quite a bit different, but I’ll give both times just in case.

Either way, expect to be cooking your bird for about 13 minutes per pound. My 4lb chicken only took a little over an hour to fully cook, but a larger 12-14lb turkey may take closer to 3 hours or more.

Every so often, baste your bird with more maple syrup. For a larger turkey you can do this every half hour, but for my small chicken I did it every 15 minutes.

When about 2/3 of the time has passed (so for a larger turkey, after 2 hours; for our smaller chicken, 45 minutes), take the bird out of the oven, and lay strips of bacon over the breast. Since our chicken was starting to brown quite a bit, we also put bacon over the legs and wings… because more bacon is always a good thing.

Baste the bacon-covered bird with the maple syrup again.

If you have an oven-safe meat thermometer, then insert that in the meatiest part of the thigh, without touching the bone, and put the turkey back in the oven. I just tested the temperature every time I took it out to re-baste.

From here, you’re cooking the turkey until the temperature hits 165F. Continue basting every half-hour. If the bacon is fully cooked before the turkey is done, you can cover it with foil so it doesn’t burn.

When the temperature hits 165F and the juices run clear, remove your bird from the oven! Tilt the turkey so all the juices run out into the pan – Shrimpy will be using that for gravy next video.

Then place your turkey on a cutting board, tent it with foil, and let sit for half an hour before carving.

Et voila – we are ready to eat!

Maple-Glazed Turkey with Bacon and Sage Butter

adapted from Five Heart Home

Ingredients
  • 1 12- to 14-pound fresh or frozen turkey, completely thawed
  • 3/4 cup 1 1/2 sticks butter, at room temperature
  • 3 tbsp finely chopped fresh sage
  • salt & freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 cup pure maple syrup
  • 1/4 cup hot water
  • 8 strips bacon
Cooking Directions
  1. An hour before roasting, take turkey out of fridge, unwrap, and remove bag of giblets and/or neck. Place turkey on a rack in a large roasting pan, breast side up, to allow it to dry and come to room temperature.
  2. Place oven rack in the bottom third of the oven and remove the top rack. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  3. Stir minced fresh sage into softened butter until well combined. Season well with salt and pepper.
  4. Liberally sprinkle the turkey, inside and out, with salt and pepper. Carefully slide your fingers under the skin of the breast and drumsticks to lift it away from the meat. Slip spoonfuls of sage butter underneath the skin and gently smooth over the top of the skin to spread out the butter in a thin layer. Repeat everywhere that you can reach under the skin until all of the butter has been used. Truss the turkey legs.
  5. Combine maple syrup and hot water. Use a basting brush to baste the entire turkey. Place turkey in the oven, basting with maple syrup every 30 minutes. If the breast and/or the tops of the drumsticks turn golden brown before the rest of the turkey, shield them with foil. Plan to roast your turkey for about 13-20 minutes per pound.
  6. After about 2/3 of your expected total cooking time has passed, remove the turkey from the oven and insert an oven-safe meat thermometer into the meatiest part of the thigh (without touching the bone). Baste the turkey with syrup once more and arrange the strips of bacon over the top of the turkey with no gaps in between them, until they cover the entire breast. Return the turkey to the oven, continuing to baste about every 30 minutes. Continue cooking, watching the bacon closely so that it turns crisp but does not burn. If the bacon is done before the thermometer inserted in the turkey reads 165°F, shield the bacon with foil (as well as any other parts of the turkey that are brown enough, which might end up being the whole turkey) and continue cooking until the turkey is done.
  7. Once the temperature of the turkey reaches 165°F and the juices are running clear, remove the turkey from the oven. Tilt the turkey in the pan so that the liquids run out of the cavity. Transfer turkey to a cutting board, tent with foil, and allow to rest for 30 minutes.

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Caramelized Onions

Today, ya boi Shrimpy is cooking some caramelized onions!

They’re easy to make, but if you want good caramelized onions, you gotta be prepared for it to take a while. No burnt onions on my watch!

Shrimpy Tips: using a combination of oil and butter keeps the butter fats from burning!

Caramelized Onions

Ingredients
  • 4 big onions (or lots of little ones!)
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter
Cooking Directions
  1. Peel and thinly slice the onions.
  2. Heat a nonstick pan over medium-low heat, then add the oil and butter.
  3. Add the onions and cover 15 minutes. Then remove the cover and cook for another 1 1/2 – 2 hours, stirring occasionally until the onions are nice and caramelized.

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Sushi Labs, Ep. 1: Cheese Curds

Welcome to the first episode of our new show, Sushi Labs!

We’re going to be making poutine very soon, so I figured – why not make my own cheese curds?

… except I’ve never made cheese curds before, so let’s test this first. Off to the Sushi Labs to experiment with cheese!

Cheese Curds

from Culture Cheese Mag

Ingredients
  • 2 gal whole pasteurized cow or goat milk (not ultrapasteurized)
  • 2 oz buttermilk or 1 packet mesophilic blend from New England Cheese Supply or 1/8 tsp mesophilic culture blend such as MA 4000 or MM 100
  • 3/8 tsp calcium chloride diluted in 1/8 cup cool, non-chlorinated water
  • 1/2 tablet vegetarian rennet, crushed, dissolved in 1/4 cup cool, non-chlorinated water
  • 1 – 2 tbsp kosher salt
Cooking Directions
  1. Pour the milk into the smaller of the two stainless steel pots. Fill the larger pot half-full with water. Set the smaller pot inside the larger pot, and set the assembly on the stovetop. Warm the milk to 90°F (32°C), add the buttermilk. Cover, and hold at 90°F for 1 hour (we turned off the heat completely).
  2. Add the calcium chloride mixture by pouring it onto the ladle, and stiring well. Add the rennet mixture by pouring it over the perforated ladle to help splatter it across the top of the milk. Stir up and down (instead of round and round) for 1 minute. Then still the movement of the milk by holding the spoon or ladle at the top of the milk. When the milk is still, cover and let set quietly until ready to cut — about 45 minutes.
  3. Check for a clean break by cutting a slit in the top of the curd with a knife, then inserting the flat wide side of the knife and lifting the curd just where the slit ends. If the curd is ready, the slit you cut will continue forward, leaving a clean-edged opening. Cut the curd into 3/8- to 1/2-inch (0.75–1.25 cm) pieces. Cut vertical columns into the milk first, then turn the knife at an angle and make diagonal cuts down through the top toward the sides. The pieces will not be even-sized; you have to settle for as close to even as possible. Let the cut curds set, covered, at 90°F for 5 minutes.
  4. With the spoon or ladle, gently stir the curds from the top down. If you see any large pieces, cut them smaller. Begin raising the temperature of the curd slowly. Your goal is to reach 100 to 102°F (38–39°C) over a 30-minute period. Hold the temperature and keep stirring for 30 to 45 minutes. The curds should feel springy and even-textured when you break one open. If you’re checking pH, the goal is to reach 6.2 to 6.10.
  5. Let the curds settle for about 5 minutes. Then gently press them to the bottom of the pot with the backs of your hands to form a solid mass. This can take a few minutes. (Mine never formed a mass, so I skipped ahead to draining.) Scoop this mass out, place it in the colander, and set the colander in the pot. It should sit well above the level of the whey. If it doesn’t, remove some of the whey. Place the thermometer into the curd, and keep it at about 98°F (37°C). Cover, and let rest for 15 minutes so the curds knit together.
  6. Cut the slab of curd into two pieces; stack them on top of each other. Cover, and let set for 15 minutes. Restack by flipping both pieces and moving the bottom piece to the top. Double up two ziplock bags, and fill the inside one with about 1 1/2 quarts of water at 98°F (37°C); place that on top of the stacked slabs. This helps get rid of whey and causes the curd to firm into the desired texture. Continue restacking as above every 15 minutes until 2 hours have passed (about eight flips). Check the texture of the curd. When you tear it, it should be like cooked chicken breast.
  7. Place the pieces of curd, which should now be flattened out to about 1 inch (2.5 cm) thick, on a cutting board and cut into strips that are 1 inch (2.5 cm) wide. Cut the strips crosswise into pieces that are 2 inches (5 cm) long.
  8. Place the pieces of curd back in the warm colander and sprinkle with half the salt. Stir with your hands or a spoon for a few minutes. Cover and let set for 5 to 10 minutes; this allows the salt to start absorbing. It will also expel more whey; if you added all the salt at one time, much of it would be washed away. After 10 minutes add the rest of the salt and stir well.
  9. Now let the curds cool at room temperature. Stir a couple of times so the salt continues to absorb. Once you can’t see any more salt, guess what—the curds are done! Store them in a bag in the fridge. They will keep in the fridge for a couple of weeks (but lose their squeak in a day or so). You can also freeze them. If you are a fan of flavored curds, you can add spices and flavoring when you add salt.

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Weekly Wanderings 2020/11

We’ve been so busy filming and working on videos all the time that I have no idea what day it is anymore.

Almost forgot to post this week’s Weekly Wanderings!

It’s been HOT again, so we’ve been surviving on daily ice cream. My mom made pistachio gelato, and we found some of this fig ice cream in the freezer we had forgotten about!

Now that it’s no longer smoky, we’re aiming for daily walks again. Found a pretty succulent.

And a chalk bird.

Tooooo much information.

Breakfast sandwich (with a double egg because I accidentally broke a yolk).

Son wanted toast and then his bread tried to make a break for it. It somehow slipped between the metal wires in the rack and landed on the heating element in our toaster.

Pretty little flowers. They’re more blue IRL.

Mid-caramelization.

What’s this? (Pretend it’s a turkey.)

Thai basil.

Up a tree.

Bricks.

Have a lovely week, everybody!