Cucumber flower sushi

There are few things guaranteed in life. Death, taxes, and me chronically misestimating my sushi rolls.

I have been making sushi for FOURTEEN GOSH FREAKING YEARS and they still end up lopsided EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Like, seriously, go look at the archives on my blog, so many of the sushi pictures are quite obviously lopsided.

My husband gets so mad at me because he’s just like, why. Why are you completely unable to fix this lopsidedness issue.

But I say it’s a feature, not a bug, because consistency is a virtue. Right? Right.

Someday I’ll get my shit together… maybe… but today? Is not that day.

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